George Costanza Invents Sex Robot!!11

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Who knew George was smart enough?

The story:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=Sbin


Seriously tho, how many of these things you think hell sell?

 

[JAXvillain]

4000 pre-orders??

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Not amused:

 

[tre]

talking sex robot? no thanks.

 

[Duke]

Her face looks like that woman who got beat up by the monkey

 

[Syrup Beaver]

She looks like a bitch.

 

[Duke]

talking sex robot? no thanks.

This man has his priorities straight.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Maybe she says things like "Can I get you another beer?" or "Wow, your junk looks HUGE in my hands!"

 

[Duke]

It it's a costanzabot, I'd expect "Wake me when you're done", "is it in yet", "is it cold in here", and "I have a headache"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

"Its not you, its me"
"Crib notes? You have crib notes"
"Theres no way thats because of pool "shrinkage""

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"Are you eating????"

 

[JAXvillain]

should look like this!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ill take 5 pls
Just have the factory remove the voice box

 

[OzSTEEZ]

That robot looks like a bad pickup after 15 beers.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I wonder if he sits in his bed with it at night and reads passages from Tropic of Capricorn to it?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wonder if he sits in his bed with it at night and reads passages from Tropic of Capricorn to it?

Well, until the Library Policeman knocks on the door.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change
the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right
now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees
and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
Doesn't HE deserve better?

 

[Onnotangu]

jewbot?

 

[ItsOnlyBree]

This man has his priorities straight.

Hahahahaha. Wtf @ talking.

 

[dbzeag]

Unless she sounds like she's gurgling, no other sound should come out of a cum dumpster.

Well maybe, "Let me take care of that for you, dear."