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do you know why women wear makeup and perfume? because they're ugly and they smell bad
seriously though, women wouldn't need to wear makeup as adults if they didn't plaster that shit on their faces as teens and ruin their skin while its still developing

one of the girls in the dance company never wears makeup unless it's part of a show and her skin is flawless, she looks better first thing in the morning than most chicks do dolled up for the evening
 

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seriously though, women wouldn't need to wear makeup as adults if they didn't plaster that shit on their faces as teens and ruin their skin while its still developing

one of the girls in the dance company never wears makeup unless it's part of a show and her skin is flawless, she looks better first thing in the morning than most chicks do dolled up for the evening
This kind of serious talk has no place here. GTFO.
 

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*short-circuit*
Jump-start woke up from what I assume was a bad dream with a racing heart and couldn't settle back down. So I'm watching Californication and planning out how I'm going to totally rape the world today for waking me up so damn early.