Generate some slogans

[Nyx]

Dunno if this is a repost, if it is too bad:

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=UF

Simple concept: Put in whatever term you want to use, and generate an advertising slogan. Here are a few for starters:

Get Serious. Get Uf.

We do UF Right.

Wait Till We Get Our Uf On You.

I rather like the last one

Have fun!

 

[Coqui]

A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Coqui.

Get The Coqui Out

And my official favorite:

Double the Pleasure, Double the Coqui

 

[jaxxor]

"The server's currently creaking under a lot of reloading;
please bear with us, or, you know, give us some money. "

fucking assholes

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I Can't Believe It's Not Penis.

Bet You Can't Eat Penis.

Penis Keeps Going and Going

Refreshes the Penis Other Beers Cannot Reach.


hmm...not as good as Id hoped

 

[Nyx]

Double the Pleasure, Double the Coqui

Too much of a good thing is...a good thing, although I think one Coqui is enough

 

[Nyx]

"The server's currently creaking under a lot of reloading;
please bear with us, or, you know, give us some money. "

fucking assholes

Just be patient, asshole, or give them some money

I Can't Believe It's Not Penis.

Bet You Can't Eat Penis.

Penis Keeps Going and Going

Refreshes the Penis Other Beers Cannot Reach.


hmm...not as good as Id hoped

But not bad

 

[APRIL]

Try April23, You'll Like It.

Easy, Breezy, Fatty April23.


Semper Fly Loves Cawk.

It's Shake 'n' Fly Loves Cawk, and I Helped.

Men Can't Help Acting On Fly Loves Cawk.


Designed for Theacs Admin Panel, Engineered to Last.

Just Do Theacs Admin Panel.

Shake the Bottle, Wake the Theacs Admin Panel.​

 

[fly]

Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Scott Stapp.

You're in Good Hands with Scott Stapp.

Top Breeders Recommend Scott Stapp.

The Coolest Pandoras Box on Ice.

Run For The Pandoras Box.

​

 

[Nyx]

Better Living Through UF

Uf Keeps Going and Going. Well, that's certainly true.

Let's Face The Music and Delphinium.

Mama's got the Magic of Delphinium.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

It's a Beautiful F33nx.

You've Got Questions. We've Got F33nx.

When You've Got F33nx, Flaunt It.

my favorite: There's First Love, and There's F33nx Love.

 

[theacoustician]

my favorite: There's First Love, and There's F33nx Love.

mmm, cosplay sex

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Beanz Meanz [admin Edit].

Uh-oh, Better Get [admin Edit].

Who Would You Have A [admin Edit] With?

[admin Edit] Prevents That Sinking Feeling.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

mmm, cosplay sex

with that amazing buttercreme frosting i made for BoSu's caek

 

[fly]

Give That Man A Pogosuzy.

To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency Pogosuzy.

Watch Out, There's a Pogosuzy About.

Better Ingredients, Better Pogosuzy.

​

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Give That Man A Pogosuzy.


To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency Pogosuzy.

Watch Out, There's a Pogosuzy About.

Better Ingredients, Better Pogosuzy.

​

oh my fuckshit, that's hilarious

 

[Desslock]

The World's Motherfucker Marketplace.
Step Into The Motherfucker.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Motherfucker.
My Goodness, My Motherfucker!
The Motherfucker That Likes To Say Yes.
Just What The Motherfucker Ordered.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

The World's Motherfucker Marketplace.
Step Into The Motherfucker.
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Motherfucker.
My Goodness, My Motherfucker!
The Motherfucker That Likes To Say Yes.

bolded for hilarity

 

[Desslock]

From Our Punkass to Yours.
Get In My Punkass.
They're Yummy For Your Punkass.
Great Punkass. Great Times.
Punkass Is Our Middle Name.

 

[Nyx]

Just What The Motherfucker Ordered.

And what did the motherfucker order?

 

[BigDov]

We'll Leave The Bigdov On For You.
Poppin' Fresh Asswipe.
It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's Asswipe.
It's the Asswipe You Can See.
Fill It To The Rim With Asswipe.


edit: aahahahahahahahaa!!!!

Fresh from the Captain's Asswipe.
Let The Asswipe Take The Strain.
The World's Favourite Asswipe.

EDIT EDIT: OMG!!!

Good To The Last Asswipe.