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I just want a vehicle with grill-mounted machine guns and a big scooper thing to shove the wreckage out of my way when Im on a beer run.

Over in Seminole at my old job the owner of the Gym had a 50 cal riffle mounted to the back of his (new) Hummer. I am guessing it was fully inoperable but it still looked really cool and kind of gay since it was a new clean look at me fancy Hummer.
 
I rather have a charger if I was a Popo.

https://www.fleet.chrysler.com/fleetcda/CDAController?pageid=117

According to my father, the Impala is a POS. They got 5 of them a year or two ago and every one has had various problems and shows they were the cheapest for a reason...

Those Impalas remind me of when they were using fucking Luminas. FWD ftw.

Ford just released info on a Charger competitor called an INterceptor which is based on the Mustang only longer.
 
the next impala coming out in a few years will be back to rwd and based on the camaro platform...that will make a decent cop car