Gay Bigfoot?

[Desslock]

Woman's Sighting of Ape-Like Green Swamp Creature Among the Theories Studied by Cryptozoologists

http://www.theledger.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2004411130309

 

[theacoustician]

I think Drool was skinny dippin again.

 

[thrawn]

that looks like a cross between a homosexual wookie and oscar the grouch

 

[BigDov]

It looks like a giant Muppet!!!

 

[tre]

el chupacabra!

 

[Nyx]

Looks like the thing I saw in my back yard last night.

 

[Desslock]

Looks like the thing I saw in my back yard last night.

And you didn't take a picture?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I think Drool was skinny dippin again.

Im not quite that hairy

 

[Nyx]

And you didn't take a picture?

My camera doesn't take night pictures very well.

 

[BigDov]

My camera doesn't take night pictures very well.

OMGOMG FLASH!!!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

We bagged one of those in the woods on saturday, was good eatin'

 

[Desslock]

We bagged one of those in the woods on saturday, was good eatin'

Did you molest it first?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Did you molest it first?

Yeah, the first shot just wounded it so we tied it to a tree and cornholed the bugger while it meweled and offered us it's American Express or something

 

[Desslock]

Yeah, the first shot just wounded it so we tied it to a tree and cornholed the bugger while it meweled and offered us it's American Express or something

Squeal like a piggy!

 

[APRIL]

Once again, I'd hit it.

 

[Desslock]

Once again, I'd hit it.

Then eat it.

 

[APRIL]

Then eat it.

Well ya... sheesh.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well ya... sheesh.

Damn, we must be related or something

 

[APRIL]

Damn, we must be related or something

Are you a southern inbred? Thats the only way we could be.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Are you a southern inbred? Thats the only way we could be.

I was found in the woods, sleeping in a PBR crate