Garage Sale Nightmare
- Thread starter Candy
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Kiwi said I could never, ever, ever talk it about it. Ever.
BUT I WANT TO SOOOOO BADLY!
YOU KNOW MY PM NUMBER. and besides, if you don't tell me i'll just get it from her anyway.
shawndavid
Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
Mom came and retrieved everything else last ngiht. Now all we have to do is load some shite into the attic, replace the snake on the garage door opener and paint the floor and walls and we're back in bidness.
shawndavid
Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
You're fighting a losing battle, my friend. Her forte IS debauchery. You don't have to be able to spell Stinger to shoot down a Blackhawk.
can i picture it? i would have been in the middle of it. i probably would have talked atom into calling one of his friends before daybreak.
i'm working on a visit. typing from a hotel room at 2 am isnt very conducive to making plans. but i'll let you guys know, i should be able to figure something out in a few days
wow... just wow...
this is why you wait for the parents to have a garage sell, then go stick all your crap in theirs.
this is why you wait for the parents to have a garage sell, then go stick all your crap in theirs.
wow...easily the funniest garage sale story EVER written....this shit had me DYING!!
I too like the part about "I hide the steamer"
I too like the part about "I hide the steamer"
shawndavid
Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
What's surprising is that it took me so long to break out the ghetto blaster. The only thing worse than falling down mentally is doing so in dead silence as old people stomp around your driveway in a daytime reenactment of the Thriller video.
I forgot to mention the Reggae music we blasted out of the house at 6AM to get the party started. I let Cola run around and hang out with the customers, and Willy was tied to a stake in the front yard.
There is not enough liquor and/or sleep in the world that could possibly make a garage sale bareable.
There is not enough liquor and/or sleep in the world that could possibly make a garage sale bareable.
sleep, more like lack there of.
I honestly remember next to nothing and am trying to figure out what we did from the time I got there, 12am to the time of the yard sale 7am
I honestly remember next to nothing and am trying to figure out what we did from the time I got there, 12am to the time of the yard sale 7am