Garage Sale Nightmare

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I dont remember ANY of this.



except for hitting on your mom of course, she wants me, your whole family does, muahahahhahahah jk, heart

 

[Pandora]

http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org

That's what I was gonna post.

 

[fly]

I love that she started with "I am at work so I have to be brief" then proceeds to write part 2 of the bible

There is no lol big enough for that.

 

[fly]

http://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org

www.liversRus.com

 

[Candy]

But did you sell a lot of things and did you make any decent money?

We only made money cuz we sold Shawn's old Xbox. We made $170.00; but it was all big stuff - the little stuff had to be PUT BACK IN THE GARAGE. We were supposed to go until 2PM, by Noon I was packing it all up trying to get our Moms out of there. At the end of the sale we were literally giving stuff away and offering to sell the whole damn garage contents for $100.

NO TAKERS BTW.

Oh and this one blue-hair actually asked me for her two dollars back because the chair she bought had a loose screw. She marched up to me, and in the rudest voice ever :"I WANT MY MONEY BACK"

it was like a friggin circus that would never, ever, end.

Oh, and some little fat f*ck about 10 stole two XBOX games. Right after Shawn told him he would not part them out.

 

[Candy]

That's what I was gonna post.

This is not a usual weekend at the S house... just bad timing!

(Unless binge drinking counts)

 

[Coqui]

Why do people go to tanning beds when it's 80 degrees outside?

 

[zengirl]

Why do people go to tanning beds when it's 80 degrees outside?

It's way faster, no tan lines and you are less likely to burn

 

[Coqui]

It's way faster, no tan lines and you are less likely to burn

I can see the first and the last one, but the one in the middle just depends on how embarrased you get

 

[fly]

This is not a usual weekend at the S house... just bad timing!

(Unless binge drinking counts)

ive known you guys for years, what makes the above weekend unusual?

I can see the first and the last one, but the one in the middle just depends on how embarrased you get

embarassed? in a tanning bed?

 

[zengirl]

ive known you guys for years, what makes the above weekend unusual?


embarassed? in a tanning bed?

I think he's talking about being naked in public

 

[APRIL]

Where is the story about the old lady finding papers in a drawer?

 

[b_sinning]

If Knyte was there nothing would have been stolen.

 

[shawndavid]

Also, it's egg crate material for lining the walls, not milk crate.

Yes, a 75 year old woman found rolling papers in a drawer. I agreed to carry the drawers to her her car if she said the F word. She didn't hesitate for a nanosecond.

 

[Dharma1521]

If Knyte was there nothing would have been stolen.

Yeah but then they would have had to hide the bodies and the garage is full . . .

 

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Yeah but then they would have had to hide the bodies and the garage is full . . .

come bring me chicken noodle

 

[Onnotangu]

Pics of shawn's mom?

 

[BeerAd]

Pics of shawn's mom?

Those I keep in my secret stash

 

[APRIL]

Pics of shawn's mom?

His mom is HILARIOUS. Actually both sets of parents are fun to hang out with.

 

[BeerAd]

To bad every time I see them I am 8000 sheets to the wind, the hate me, tear