So I have this awesome sweater I wear @ the office. Its my HR Sweater. It goes with everything and keeps me warm. I brought it home this weekend to wash cuz I normally keep it @ my office.
Stupid laxatives were still attacking me this AM and I ran to the bathroom for one last deposit while wearing my beloved sweater.
The sleeves are long... I went to wipe...
Use your imagination
The sweater is now in the garbage.