Funzie Comics 9 : The Sound of Music

fly said:
HAHAHAHHA

One day I'll be in the same room with you and it will be a moment of unbridled passion and will go down in the anals of history like Scarlet Ohara. And stuff.
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I remember when you were in the same room as me - with two other dudes

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fly said:
HAHAHAHHA

One day I'll be in the same room with you and it will be a moment of unbridled passion and will go down in the anals of history like Scarlet Ohara. And stuff.
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Soddom meet Gomorra
 
fly said:
HAHAHAHHA

One day I'll be in the same room with you and it will be a moment of unbridled passion and will go down in the anals of history like Scarlet Ohara. And stuff.
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SEE?! even now you can't stop talking about anal! it's ANNALS!
 
jaxxor: I think you're in a bad mood because I've never offered my back diving services to you - so let me do so now; for a limited time only I will lather myself up in 2% milk until my fingers start to prune, then, with my cute little miner's helmet, I will dive deep into your cinnamon ring until I hit the poop limit wall. From there I will pull out my man cock and beat off feverishly until you shit me out onto your lover's chest*. that's when you scream "ass gnome!" and I kiss both of you on the cheek.

*i require you let me shower in your bathroom, or you can pee on me
 
elpmis said:
jaxxor: I think you're in a bad mood because I've never offered my back diving services to you - so let me do so now; for a limited time only I will lather myself up in 2% milk until my fingers start to prune, then, with my cute little miner's helmet, I will dive deep into your cinnamon ring until I hit the poop limit wall. From there I will pull out my man cock and beat off feverishly until you shit me out onto your lover's chest*. that's when you scream "ass gnome!" and I kiss both of you on the cheek.

*i require you let me shower in your bathroom, or you can pee on me
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The sound of cinnamon rings always makes me crave cinnamon.
 
elpmis said:
jaxxor: I think you're in a bad mood because I've never offered my back diving services to you - so let me do so now; for a limited time only I will lather myself up in 2% milk until my fingers start to prune, then, with my cute little miner's helmet, I will dive deep into your cinnamon ring until I hit the poop limit wall. From there I will pull out my man cock and beat off feverishly until you shit me out onto your lover's chest*. that's when you scream "ass gnome!" and I kiss both of you on the cheek.

*i require you let me shower in your bathroom, or you can pee on me
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Woah!
All that for free?!?!
Thats a deal of a lifetime!
 
elpmis said:
jaxxor: I think you're in a bad mood because I've never offered my back diving services to you - so let me do so now; for a limited time only I will lather myself up in 2% milk until my fingers start to prune, then, with my cute little miner's helmet, I will dive deep into your cinnamon ring until I hit the poop limit wall. From there I will pull out my man cock and beat off feverishly until you shit me out onto your lover's chest*. that's when you scream "ass gnome!" and I kiss both of you on the cheek.

*i require you let me shower in your bathroom, or you can pee on me
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I knew a dude that kept a gnome in his glovebox. On his way home from work one day, he knocked out its teeth and he said it gave the best head after that.
 
fly said:
I knew a dude that kept a gnome in his glovebox. On his way home from work one day, he knocked out its teeth and he said it gave the best head after that.
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you know Howard too?
 
elpmis said:
jaxxor: I think you're in a bad mood because I've never offered my back diving services to you - so let me do so now; for a limited time only I will lather myself up in 2% milk until my fingers start to prune, then, with my cute little miner's helmet, I will dive deep into your cinnamon ring until I hit the poop limit wall. From there I will pull out my man cock and beat off feverishly until you shit me out onto your lover's chest*. that's when you scream "ass gnome!" and I kiss both of you on the cheek.

*i require you let me shower in your bathroom, or you can pee on me
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:eek:

I am touched. Never has such an offer been extended to me before. Not only would I pee on you, but I would let you use my shower to get off the really sticky bits.
 
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