Funnest birfday cake evar!

[Sarcasmo]

Bubbles if it makes you feel any better I masturbated while thinking about you.












































































bahahahaha

No but seriously happy after-birthday sexy mama.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Is it wrong that I want to jerk off onto that cake?

 

[JJ Lady]

Happy Birthday Bubbles!! Lots of love. I guess your secret Santa present was a birthday present too!

 

[itburnswhenipee]

tick-tock
















Also:

happy belated birthday, I guess.

Also also:

We used black gel icing to draw hair on the balls

I wasn't aware you could make this sentence using the English language. I guess I stand corrected.