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Nutt says Dick's back not damaged
Posted: Saturday August 12, 2006 12:10AM; Updated: Saturday August 12, 2006 12:15AM

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. (AP) -- Arkansas football coach Houston Nutt says he got some good news Friday about quarterback Casey Dick -- his back may be sore, but it's not damaged.

Casey underwent an MRI examination Friday morning, Nutt said.

"The MRI came back negative, which is very positive," Nutt said. "He is going to take two or three days off. The doctors want him to rest and do some core exercises. Hopefully Monday we can get him back on the field, and get him going."

The Razorbacks completed their first day of two-a-day practices Friday evening with an hour-and-40-minute workout in full pads.

The Razorbacks plan to stage a 60-play scrimmage in Razorback Stadium on Saturday, beginning at 6:40 p.m. The scrimmage is open to the public and free of charge.

The first-team offense is slated to take about 30 snaps in the scrimmage, with Robert Johnson and Mitch Mustain splitting the time with the first team.
 
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Dick Looked Stiff During Last Night's Return

Johnson Finishes with a Bang

Campus Coeds Love Dick

Nutt Satisfied with Johnson's Performance

Dick Leads Late Thrust

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Dick Stimulates Interest Among Fans

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Sore Dick Leaves Nutt Blue

Johnson Loves Hogs...Suuueeeeyyyy

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