free starbucks on thursday!!

WTF, all I'm saying is that I wish that they were giving out tea as well.

How was that whiney?
That isnt what you said though. 'I'm more of a tea person' sounds like some passive agressive vendetta against civilization. WE ARE ON TO YOU. TELL US WHERE THE MISSLES ARE!
 
I don't drink coffee, it makes me crazy and twitchy.

Ugh, Starbucks is the poorest excuse for coffee second only to Folgers. It's overroasted, bitter, tastes burned and people think they like it so much because advertisers tell them they do.

Disgusting