FREE Breakfast at Denny's Today

Cause American's need to be fattened up even more so we can be the main course during the upcoming alien invasion.

Thats right.

I said it.

Denny's are actually human treament plants for Aliens.
 
any place that is open after a night at the clubs is god.

i usually end up at Whataburger or Ol' South Pancake House.