For Sarcasmo in my future car

gotta give it up for Detroit style:

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looks pretty good...I used to get pizza like that in NY as a kid after swim meets...I'd skip the rolls though as that seems like overkill with pizza
 
I've never been to NY, but Chicago is AWESOME. And Chi-style pizza > NY style.

Chicago style is like man pizza with that big thick crust. NY style is for women who are watching their figure.
 
Interestingly enough, according to your self image, I'm a tub of lard, yet almost every gay guy I've met has hit on me.

Whoever said you are fat? Thick, muscular, yes. Fat, no.

Definitely a top. Probably a "daddy", but fat no. Not hairy enough to be a bear. Onnotangu - American Black Bear species :drool:
 
And what's the term bear in gay male description?

Hairy and larger by overall size. Heavier-set going up to obsessively large, but hair is a requirement. Neither of which are you.

And you really care a lot about what some fag thinks of you. That's sweet and all, but I think your attentions are slightly skewed.
 
That picture waw posted of the two pizza slices...

Can I order the whole pizza? That's like 2 months worth of food.