Syrup Beaver
pants log
Yeah, I was stuck in an elevator and plummeted to 674lbsApril23 said:Wow, have you slimmed down some?
Yeah, I was stuck in an elevator and plummeted to 674lbsApril23 said:Wow, have you slimmed down some?
Now don't you worryabout that.ieholly said:i am so confused. who is the real april? is she a man, a fat man, a fat lady, a girl, a goat, a sleeman, or none of the above???? all of this could quite possibly be addressed somewhere in this thread but i am to lazy to read it all.
Since when won't you eat something?April23 said:Kinda rubbery. My leghumper eating days are over tho.
CletusJones said:I don't care who that girl is in that pic, but her eyes make my pants tight.
printed: check
trip to the bathroom: check
fappage: check
Thanks Theac!
cleanliness is next to godliness. I would NEVER forget to wash my hands. Besides, if I didn't I'd get lotion all over.ieholly said:you forgot to wash your hands. go back to the bathroom you are gross.
CletusJones said:cleanliness is next to godliness. I would NEVER forget to wash my hands. Besides, if I didn't I'd get lotion all over.
CletusJones said:I don't care who that girl is in that pic, but her eyes make my pants tight.
printed: check
trip to the bathroom: check
fappage: check
Thanks Theac!
CletusJones said:cleanliness is next to godliness. I would NEVER forget to wash my hands. Besides, if I didn't I'd get lotion all over.
Like wire after it's been wrapped tight around a square post.elpmis said:dont' give us that ish, we know how kinky you are
elpmis said:dont' give us that ish, we know how kinky you are
wr3kt said:I'm starting to doubt the validity of the pic I was sent on [M].
There weren't enough fat rolls.
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*chins
BigDov said:I'm not taking any of it seriously........ she/he's going to be one of those people that are all mysterious and shit. That's cool I guess
Yeah, that fucker owes me $50wr3kt said:It'd be awesome if she/he was Rupaul.