For sale : April's real pics

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ieholly

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i am so confused. :( who is the real april? is she a man, a fat man, a fat lady, a girl, a goat, a sleeman, or none of the above???? all of this could quite possibly be addressed somewhere in this thread but i am to lazy to read it all.
 

APRIL

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ieholly said:
i am so confused. :( who is the real april? is she a man, a fat man, a fat lady, a girl, a goat, a sleeman, or none of the above???? all of this could quite possibly be addressed somewhere in this thread but i am to lazy to read it all.
Now don't you worryabout that.
 

CletusJones

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I don't care who that girl is in that pic, but her eyes make my pants tight.

printed: check
trip to the bathroom: check
fappage: check

Thanks Theac!
 
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ieholly

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CletusJones said:
I don't care who that girl is in that pic, but her eyes make my pants tight.

printed: check
trip to the bathroom: check
fappage: check

Thanks Theac!

you forgot to wash your hands. go back to the bathroom you are gross.
 

CletusJones

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ieholly said:
you forgot to wash your hands. go back to the bathroom you are gross.
cleanliness is next to godliness. I would NEVER forget to wash my hands. Besides, if I didn't I'd get lotion all over.
 

BigDov

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CletusJones said:
cleanliness is next to godliness. I would NEVER forget to wash my hands. Besides, if I didn't I'd get lotion all over.


All it takes is eyes to get you all horned up?? Wow man....... that's uh, kinda scary.
 

simple

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I don't know how the hell all you dudes beat off in the men's bathroom

that place smells like big man shits...

... from tight men's assholes ...

okay I've gotta beat off now
 

Nyx

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CletusJones said:
I don't care who that girl is in that pic, but her eyes make my pants tight.

printed: check
trip to the bathroom: check
fappage: check

Thanks Theac!

CletusJones said:
cleanliness is next to godliness. I would NEVER forget to wash my hands. Besides, if I didn't I'd get lotion all over.

Just a bit more information than I really wanted :tard:

:fly:
 

Nyx

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elpmis said:
dont' give us that ish, we know how kinky you are :fly:

Oh, no you don't know
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wr3kt

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I'm starting to doubt the validity of the pic I was sent on [M].

There weren't enough fat rolls.

/edit
*chins
 

BigDov

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wr3kt said:
I'm starting to doubt the validity of the pic I was sent on [M].

There weren't enough fat rolls.

/edit
*chins


I'm not taking any of it seriously........ she/he's going to be one of those people that are all mysterious and shit. That's cool I guess :eek:
 

wr3kt

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BigDov said:
I'm not taking any of it seriously........ she/he's going to be one of those people that are all mysterious and shit. That's cool I guess :eek:

It'd be awesome if she/he was Rupaul.