For sale : April's real pics

[theacoustician]

She's pissed me off for the last time. I'm going to "out" her true self now.

Weird how she looks about 16 but is really 23. Now, I know what you're thinking: "that would make her great for porn". You would be right. I'm selling all of April's dirty pics she's sent me over the last couple of months. Highest bidder wins. I'll take bids up till 4pm EST.

 

[smileynev]

shens

 

[APRIL]

You asshole.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

20 marklar

 

[fly]

drama

 

[Grunt]

1 marklar

Edit: damn..

 

[theacoustician]

You asshole.

Bitch, I told you to stop. Now they know. If I could find it, I'd post the Hooter's pic right now.

 

[smileynev]

I WANT REAL PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[theacoustician]

I WANT REAL PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the only pic you get ... unless you pay.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

60000 marklar

 

[smileynev]

That's the only pic you get ... unless you pay.

Prove to me that thats her.

 

[theacoustician]

Prove to me that thats her.

How?

 

[APRIL]

60000 marklar

I'd do whatever you want for that much.

 

[Coqui]

I'd do whatever you want for that much.

I'll give you half my marklar if you do whatever I want.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I will give you a dollar

 

[Detman101]

This is...strange.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'd do whatever you want for that much.

O rly?

I expect pics to be in my PM box in no less than 1minute.

 

[smileynev]

How?

I don't know. You figure it out. Until then I call shens. That chick has pretty eyes, though. Is that your sister?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I don't know. You figure it out. Until then I call shens. That chick has pretty eyes, though. Is that your sister?

If theac's sister is as high falutin' as he claims, she would never have that couch

 

[BigDov]

I don't know. You figure it out. Until then I call shens. That chick has pretty eyes, though. Is that your sister?

That girl has really pretty eyes........ wow.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree though- until there's some sort of proof beyond April calling theac an asshole, I'll have to call this a blatant hoax