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zengirl said:gives new meaning to the question, "Does the carpet match the curtains"
EEWWWWWWWWWW
zengirl said:gives new meaning to the question, "Does the carpet match the curtains"
EEWWWWWWWWWW
zengirl said:It's natures joke on us... men start losing hair on top of their heads right aroudn the time they start growing carpets on their backs and jungles out of their ears.
HA! Now you know what blowjobs are likeLord Flaccid said:I'm going to get esophageal cancer what with you guys making me gag every 5 minutes.
zengirl said:HA! Now you know what blowjobs are like
zengirl said:More like chlorine
Whatever you do, don't EVER let him eat asparagusBubbles said:Actually I think it might have been vodka from last night.
zengirl said:Whatever you do, don't EVER let him eat asparagus
I just giggle snortedLord Flaccid said:That's it. Sarah's banned. I'm floating in puke over here.
zengirl said:btw... don't EVER make your girl giggle snort after you've eaten asparagus....
I couldn't help myselfLord Flaccid said:Oh God I'll never look at Ryan the same way again.
Get out of my head foul image!
Galen said:Cat's are shitty, shitty animals.
Being a perfectionist with OCD, I like to have my house clean. With a cat around this is not possible, especially a cat that likes to fling around and eat it's own shit. It is also the worst companion of any animal. I sat here for five hours tonight and it didn't come to see me once, not that I care, I probably would have swung it around by it's scruff anyway. But still, it is living here rent free, I have to pay for it's food, clean up after it etc.
Dogs are an amazing animal, cats are just assholes.
Galen said:Cat's are shitty, shitty animals.
Being a perfectionist with OCD, I like to have my house clean. With a cat around this is not possible, especially a cat that likes to fling around and eat it's own shit. It is also the worst companion of any animal. I sat here for five hours tonight and it didn't come to see me once, not that I care, I probably would have swung it around by it's scruff anyway. But still, it is living here rent free, I have to pay for it's food, clean up after it etc.
Dogs are an amazing animal, cats are just assholes.
JJ Lady said:Cute doggy! Are you going to keep it?