Pull her hair out yet?
She's coming up to see me in two weeks. Maybe I will give it a go then. "Happy 4th of July! *rrriiipp*"
Pull her hair out yet?
We did it for four months then said f*ck it. Good luck!
OMFG HAHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHHA
becasue I'd rather break up with her before trying something new or cheat on her.
also I'm tired of white chicks.
From:Sgt.Francis Grant
I am Sgt.Francis Grant, a US Marine Sgt.serving in the 1st Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment.I am presently in Afghanistan.I have summoned up courage to contact you for an assistance to evacuate some cash (Nine Hundred thousand USD) to the States or any safe country.
SOURCE OF MONEY:
Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near one of the Taliban Caves during a rescue operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money will be shared among us.
I will provide you with more details upon the receipt of your response.
Simper Fi.
Respectfully,
Sgt Francis Grant
United States Marine Corps.
Afghanistan
they taste like carraway seedsThey keep getting stuck in your teeth?
not sure about that. they are known to be extra stupid.You know how I know it's false? If there's ever anything a Marine wouldn't get wrong....it's spelling out Semper Fi.
not sure about that. they are known to be extra stupid.
Oh I know some DUMB ass ones.All the marines I personally know are really smart as fuck.
You know how I know it's false? If there's ever anything a Marine wouldn't get wrong....it's spelling out Semper Fi.
best taxi service everOh I know some DUMB ass ones.
but mostly I'm fucking with semperfly
:navy:
Bachmann's entire political career has followed this exact same pattern of God-speaks-directly-to-me fundamentalism mixed with pathological, relentless, conscienceless lying. She's not a liar in the traditional way of politicians, who tend to lie dully, usefully and (they hope) believably, often with the aim of courting competing demographics at the same time. That's not what Bachmann's thing is. Bachmann lies because she can't help it, because it's a built-in component of both her genetics and her ideology. She is at once the most entertaining and the most dangerous kind of liar, a turbocharged cross between a born bullshit artist and a religious fanatic, for whom lying to the infidel is a kind of holy duty.
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So today, as I am unemployed, I was mowing the yard. I hit the spicket thats on the side of the house with the lawnmower and kept on mowning, didn't think much of it. For some reason I decided to stop mowing in the middle of it all and water the plants... come to find out I broke the pipe and filled the house with water.
FML
So today, as I am unemployed, I was mowing the yard. I hit the spicket thats on the side of the house with the lawnmower and kept on mowning, didn't think much of it. For some reason I decided to stop mowing in the middle of it all and water the plants... come to find out I broke the pipe and filled the house with water.
FML