Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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ugh, I partied myself out this week. been drinking with my neighborhood crew since about 6. went to a day party for one of my best bud's 30th before that and now I'm supposed to rage all night for a gf that lives on the floor above me. I need to get my ass back to work or my liver is going to explode.
 
A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...
Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk on Bud Light he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk on Bud Light, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his Bud Light stupor."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk on Bud Light, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished,and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
 
Last nights shinanigans:

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