true story. when I turned 25 I decided to check out an adult bookstore just to see what it was all about. I browsed through all the various sections and realised you could watch porn in the back in these little booths. I swapped some changed and went to a booth ,on my way in I saw a few guys crowed around a booth at one end. Which I didn't want to know what they were doing over there and found a opposite booth and started to watch my first midget porn( I had to pick something I had never before seen at that time).
about 4 minutes in to the porn which was about as arousing as watching ducks eat popcorn...some genius decides to open my booth door. I stood up and punched the guy as apparently he though he would try to join me in the booth or something weird. the clerk kicked the guy out and apologised to me as he had problems with this guy and his lack of personal space issues before.
creeped me the fuck out and I left.
Your "first midget porn"? How much midget porn do you watch?