Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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true story. when I turned 25 I decided to check out an adult bookstore just to see what it was all about. I browsed through all the various sections and realised you could watch porn in the back in these little booths. I swapped some changed and went to a booth ,on my way in I saw a few guys crowed around a booth at one end. Which I didn't want to know what they were doing over there and found a opposite booth and started to watch my first midget porn( I had to pick something I had never before seen at that time).

about 4 minutes in to the porn which was about as arousing as watching ducks eat popcorn...some genius decides to open my booth door. I stood up and punched the guy as apparently he though he would try to join me in the booth or something weird. the clerk kicked the guy out and apologised to me as he had problems with this guy and his lack of personal space issues before.

creeped me the fuck out and I left.

Your "first midget porn"? How much midget porn do you watch?
 
This pic is circulating a lot.

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Pretty shitty of police to water cannon them while they are praying.
 
true story. when I turned 25 I decided to check out an adult bookstore just to see what it was all about. I browsed through all the various sections and realised you could watch porn in the back in these little booths. I swapped some changed and went to a booth ,on my way in I saw a few guys crowed around a booth at one end. Which I didn't want to know what they were doing over there and found a opposite booth and started to watch my first midget porn( I had to pick something I had never before seen at that time).

about 4 minutes in to the porn which was about as arousing as watching ducks eat popcorn...some genius decides to open my booth door. I stood up and punched the guy as apparently he though he would try to join me in the booth or something weird. the clerk kicked the guy out and apologised to me as he had problems with this guy and his lack of personal space issues before.

creeped me the fuck out and I left.

Are you uh, aware uh, of any videos of ducks eating, uh, popcorn?

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The problem is that if they ever need to do it, they will kill the cell phone system at the same time to cause a communication blackout. We're all so dependent on them for organizing to get anything productive done that the rallies will quickly become riots. After a few days of us rioting and like dumbasses destroying our own neighborhoods and businesses that it's easy for an organized military/police force to sweep in restore order and everyone become like sheep again because they are so glad to have some semblances of order. All a government has to do is to have teams of people out of uniform provoking rioters like they were reports of in Egypt.

Throw enough people together in a crowd and they will respond with a herd mentality every time.

This is why it's imperative to have your trusty CB radio at the ready at all times.
 
apparently my retired mother assumed I would get up at 5am and drive 40 miles to her house wake her up and clean off her car before she decided to leave the house. something she rarely does due to weather and stock of junk food in her house. without telling me she needed help or something.

she claimed it would have been a manly thing to do.

I told her it would be a womanly thing to do to bake me some cookies and have them delivered to my doorstep when I need cookies.

she was not amused.


it's ok when you do it but when I do it you mad?
 
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