5.0 out of 5 stars Truly lives up to the hype, October 13, 2009
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Dennis Duncan (Greenfield, Tennessee United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: liquid ass (Toy)
I bought two bottles of this stuff last week after seeing all the online pranks and reviews. I was not disappointed in the least. Liquid A*s is without a doubt the foulest smell I have ever encountered in my twenty nine years life.
The only way I can explain the smell is imagine putting a pile of cat crap in a bathtub full of rotten eggs, and urine that has been farted, and vomited in, then left to sit in the sun for a couple weeks. Two squirts of it had my wife gagging and me rolling on the floor laughing. It is truly a soul shattering smell.
If you love playing jokes on unsuspected victims this is the product for you, but be warned. Liquid A*s puts off a smell that could end a marriage. lol
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5.0 out of 5 stars Really good stuff here!, May 2, 2009
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Jeff S. Grainger (reading, pa) - See all my reviews
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Well, i just found out 2 days ago my job was being outsourced. I bought 3 of these bottles and have been making mischief ever since. The best stunt to date was going to the executive area elevator and spraying half the bottle on board, so some new clientel coming in could get some great first impressions of the place. They called two members of the cleaning staff to take out the carpet and wipe the elevator down. So i just made a second trip in the elevator and applied some more. This stuff really smells bad! My next trip will be to discreetly sit in the executive lobby and spray down those oh so fancy leather chairs that the VP's and higher ups like to use. Perhaps next a trip to the executive board room right before that important teleconference. The possibilities are endless i tell ya. Your guaranteed to get a good laugh out of this stuff.
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5.0 out of 5 stars The quintessential fart prank!, January 30, 2010
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Mack R. (USA) - See all my reviews
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My bottle of liquid ass arrived in the mail the other day. I wanted to try it at home before unleashing it at work. Entering the kitchen, I sprayed one tiny little "poof" and waited. Within one minute, the kitchen smelled as if an entire college football offensive line had overdone it at the taco stand the previous night.
It was so bad that the cat came into the kitchen and was scraping the bare tile floor with his paw as if he was trying to cover up a huge invisible turd! I've owned other fart sprays that didn't quite smell "right". But Liquid Ass really smells like the real deal.
One word of advice: This is best used in a room with more than 3 people. Crowded dance floors at weddings is ideal! For maximum enjoyment, do not overdo it. Only the worst of genuine human farts are capable of clearing a room. This stuff is extremely powerful so use sparingly to preserve realism. Also, do not let ANYONE know that you have this stuff. As soon as they find out, the fun is over.
Have fun!