Screw that, piss where you're standing you slacker.
ohh that feels warm
Screw that, piss where you're standing you slacker.
holidays sick time and personally leave? whoopty fucking doo.. y'all are getting the raw end of the deal and are justifying it... Bunch of fucking sheep..
cry some more, miranda
2 to 3 weeks is piss poor though.. we get 4 here and that's low...
speaking of bacon, I'm eating a sandwich that was surely made by god himself, if he existed
three little pigs - roasted pork loin, pulled pork, bacon and sauteed onions on a hogie roll
Wacky Wine of the Week: "With hints of almond, black cherry and vanilla." Increasingly, wine promotional claims make little sense. "Black cherry dominates the nose, with a hint of milk chocolate candy," says one placard in TMQ's local wine store. "This merlot exhibits a complex aroma of black cherries, leather and floral raspberry," a description found by Googling "hints of black cherry." I am not sure I want to quaff a wine that has the aroma of leather. "Bold, concentrated aromas of wild berries, spices and smoke," another description found in the same manner. Berries and smoke? White wine description: "Blends nutmeg, roses, cinnamon and buttered toast." Buttered toast?
wine tastes like that.
I was reading random stuff and came across a story of Andre the giant drinking a 120 beers in one sitting. He passes out in the hallway of a hotel and they just end up covering him with the cover off the hotel piano because they couldn't move him because he weighed 500+lbs. His most beers ever was said to be 156 beers.