Why not just eat and have sex then? People are so stupid.
if you throw in watching tv you've got george costanza
Why not just eat and have sex then? People are so stupid.
ok, the times are staggered so they all show at the same time.
Maybe, but some are staggered. Nobody cares about the left coast anyways.
Your poor planning isn't their emergency. I think you will be sadly disappointed if you go in with that story. I encourage you to fight the ticket, but I doubt that EXCUSE (or any other) is going to cut it.
Maybe, but some are staggered. Nobody cares about the left coast anyways.
Your poor planning isn't their emergency. I think you will be sadly disappointed if you go in with that story. I encourage you to fight the ticket, but I doubt that EXCUSE (or any other) is going to cut it.
Well fuck, I just got banned at 4chan.
There is a massive market for it... why not?
There is a massive market for porn too but I don't see you getting naked.
New Jersey man serving 7 years for guns he owned legally
due in part to a 2009 case in which he dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown cop accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves. Morley said there was no way of knowing whether the calves had been "puzzled" or "tormented" by the officer's actions.
It's not a matter of excuse. It's a matter of I have to fucking report this to cover my ass in case anyone from either of those agencies asks any questions. My "excuse" is that I stopped at the fucking sign.