Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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Stop being Perez Hilton. You have no concept of the word fat.

yeah. I've seen what Fly calls 'fat'. We were at a lingerie football game, and I was checkin' out this seriously cute chick the next row over. Curvy, but her stomach was flat, and her arms were toned and thin. The man has a zero tolerance attitude to any kind of BMI that isn't in the negatives.
 
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I slept with Kate Beckinsale last night. A day after posting on FB that we were just friends, no less. For some reason I regret it, despite the fact that it was the best sex I've had in at least 5 years. She's gorgeous and a lot of fun, but I've been seeing another girl that I really, really like (the ex navy chick) and now things are about to get complicated. v*ginas ruin eeeeeeverything. /straightwhine
 
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I slept with Kate Beckinsale last night. A day after posting on FB that we were just friends, no less. For some reason I regret it, despite the fact that it was the best sex I've had in at least 5 years. She's gorgeous and a lot of fun, but I've been seeing another girl that I really, really like (the ex navy chick) and now things are about to get complicated. v*ginas ruin eeeeeeverything. /straightwhine

Best sex, or only sex?
 
She actually doesn't really look like Kate except in this pic.

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What she actually looks like (on right)

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I slept with Kate Beckinsale last night. A day after posting on FB that we were just friends, no less. For some reason I regret it, despite the fact that it was the best sex I've had in at least 5 years. She's gorgeous and a lot of fun, but I've been seeing another girl that I really, really like (the ex navy chick) and now things are about to get complicated. v*ginas ruin eeeeeeverything. /straightwhine

Well, quit sticking your dick in random chicks. Problem solved.
 
I slept with Kate Beckinsale last night. A day after posting on FB that we were just friends, no less. For some reason I regret it, despite the fact that it was the best sex I've had in at least 5 years. She's gorgeous and a lot of fun, but I've been seeing another girl that I really, really like (the ex navy chick) and now things are about to get complicated. v*ginas ruin eeeeeeverything. /straightwhine

The underworld chick?
 
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