Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Wow.... this tugs at the heart strings:

http://twentytwowords.com/2011/06/20/a-dying-mans-last-wish-to-see-his-dog/

Impossible
You have no heart

 

[APRIL]

Impossible
You have no heart

I have a little one ... with long strings.

 

[Casper]

There is a real estate broker who is plagiarizing our appraisal reports and selling them as broker price opinions. I guess now I know how firms feel when Chinese knockoffs hit the shelves.

 

[my little brony]

noooiiice!

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/kYTQY.jpg

very

 

[Syrup Beaver]

HR has done similar damage here. It's like a pyramid scheme inside a company. They have to make all sorts of useless busy work to justify their existence and in the process make the people that actually work miserable.

HR has nuttin' on "change control".

 

[eileenbunny]

Yay!!

When are you due again?? Like.. Septemberish?

October 18th.

 

[dbzeag]

"I watch so much porn, when I eat a banana I spit on it first." <<< full of win.

 

[dbzeag]

I am bringing sanity to the workplace.

what the fuck workplace do you work for where YOU bring the sanity?

I want to lick your twat

 

[Coqui]

HR has nuttin' on "change control".

*twitch*

 

[Josh]

what a bitch.

"she got away lightly with a 2 year suspended, 200 hours community service, 2 year ban and had to pay the victim £500 compensation"
wow.....

 

[Coqui]

For all we know, she may not have been denying...but may have been that oblivious to what's around her.

 

[b_sinning]

What a bitch. I'm surprised there isn't more accidents with the crazy way those roads are are laid out.

 

[Duke]

That makes me so mad....

 

[JAXvillain]

I have a little one ... with long strings.

that's called a tampon. both contain blood so I can understand your confusion

 

[JAXvillain]

HR has nuttin' on "change control".

we've been an ITIL shop for like 7-8 years now. know all about it.

 

[Sarcasmo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ex6dHzcgOE

what a bitch.

"she got away lightly with a 2 year suspended, 200 hours community service, 2 year ban and had to pay the victim £500 compensation"
wow.....

Yes she's a bitch and I feel for the man who got hit but who the fuck are these wankers driving around following, recording and criticizing bad drivers?

 

[Applesauce]

Dude I was young and was going for anything with a pussy and a heartbeat (optional). As I have aged and gained experience I have been able to refine my taste in women to not include fat chicks.

I suppose being married now has nothing to do with your "refined taste" or anything.

 

[JAXvillain]

walked right into that one

 

[Jonny_B]

Yes she's a bitch and I feel for the man who got hit but who the fuck are these wankers driving around following, recording and criticizing bad drivers?

did you type wankers with a british accent?

 

[plot]

I can't read it without applying a british accent.