Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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Amstel

The Hoarse Whisperer
Jul 12, 2009
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you're a whore, but in a good way. Kindof.
exactly. I need to be in a beach house

telling my kids, hey, look at the calendar!! There's

places in the world that are actually like that. Bitter

cold. Freezing even!! like months of living in the freezer!

Not just long pants!! It's a really bad place!!

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OK kiddo's get the towels and sunscreen so we can go swimming!
 

kiwi

Messin’ with Sasquatch
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exactly. I need to be in a beach house

telling my kids, hey, look at the calendar!! There's

places in the world that are actually like that. Bitter

cold. Freezing even!! like months of living in the freezer!

Not just long pants!! It's a really bad place!!

december-calendar-wallpaper.jpg




OK kiddo's get the towels and sunscreen so we can go swimming!

My 6 year old wears gloves and a jacket and scarf to school for the morning cause it's only about 40-45 when I drop her off, yet she's constantly telling me how much she wants to live in Utah and she's moving back when she's old enough to have her own house, yadda yadda yadda.

She has no idea.
 

plot

Morning Boehner
Oct 16, 2006
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Eileeeeeeeen, I let my gas guzzler warm up for at least ten minutes every morning and sometimes in the afternoon too.
 

my little brony

Keep Being A Little Bitch
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a fat guy once told me he gets colder because his nerve endings are at the epidermal layer and not insulated by his fat plus they're more spread out and exposed to the elements

maybe he just needed a larger coat
 

TuhMollie

Lot's Salty Wife
Nov 16, 2010
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honestly. it doesnt even feel like xmas here. im so used to the fucking brutal canadian winters..
i still cant believe its dec. feels like july. weeeeeeeee..

took the bus up to the small mountain range...waaaaaaaaaaay up.. my ears popped like 5 times. climbing the side of the mountain on a 1 way tiny skinny dirt road was fucking insane.

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this is the pool at our resort......

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this is kiko 2 seconds from leaping into the effin pool. thanks to mommys wicked ninja moves, i was able to snap the picture, leap in mid air and grab him by his shirt and pull him back to safety <3

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JAXvillain

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honestly. it doesnt even feel like xmas here. im so used to the fucking brutal canadian winters..
i still cant believe its dec. feels like july. weeeeeeeee..

took the bus up to the small mountain range...waaaaaaaaaaay up.. my ears popped like 5 times. climbing the side of the mountain on a 1 way tiny skinny dirt road was fucking insane.

f5cwmtuvprkmp01eozf.jpg


this is the pool at our resort......

b4nx4rt00w6ssqsbi2dk.jpg


this is kiko 2 seconds from leaping into the effin pool. thanks to mommys wicked ninja moves, i was able to snap the picture, leap in mid air and grab him by his shirt and pull him back to safety <3

tzfdqooffxbuujop9axz.jpg

tropical xmas rocks! I used to love xmas on key biscayne as a kid. play tennis, golf, swim in the pool and ocean and go windsurfing. so awesome.
 
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