Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

[plot]

my company paid out 400million in bonuses this year to non-senior management.

divided by 285k eligible employees reduces that to... either a .270 or a .308. haven't decided yet.

 

[APRIL]

We have a .380 and I love it!

 

[fly]

If we make our targets, my bonus is 7% of my salary.

 

[APRIL]

If we make our targets, my bonus is 7% of my salary.

Well 3% after I buy enough Lube.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What the length of your index finger says about you

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1335155/What-length-index-finger-says-you.html
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Interesting....

What does it mean if your middle finger is like ET long?

 

[OzSTEEZ]

What does it mean if your middle finger is like ET long?

Juli would know.

Sent from bloody mobile phone.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

What Android app allows me to access Google Docs?

Sent from bloody mobile phone.

 

[APRIL]

Spoiler

Boobs, anyone?

 

[fly]

What Android app allows me to access Google Docs?

Sent from bloody mobile phone.

Yuo can't just access it from the web? I dunno.

 

[kiwi]

If we make our targets, my bonus is 7% of my salary.

I just wish we actually saw most of it. Stupid government takes their pretty share before it gets to us.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I just wish we actually saw most of it. Stupid government takes their pretty share before it gets to us.

Hey, but at least you get nice shiny pothole-free roads and the comfort of knowing some lady in the projects was able to support her meth habit and buy a Louis Vuitton handbag this week.

 

[kiwi]

Hey, but at least you get nice shiny pothole-free roads and the comfort of knowing some lady in the projects was able to support her meth habit and buy a Louis Vuitton handbag this week.

*grumble amvkdafisgae;djkasjdf a;sejkajf sd.

 

[JAXvillain]

So you know I hate to brag; however, I just got my bonus and its twice what it was last year and the first year that it was more than my paycheck.

Holler.

many snide kudos are in order. *insert beratement here*
congrats. enjoy it freal. you've deserved it for years.

your pal,
slimey

 

[JAXvillain]

Well 3% after I buy enough Lube.

shame about that whole long term thing, I know. diagnosis: dusty vag

 

[JAXvillain]

Hey, but at least you get nice shiny pothole-free roads and the comfort of knowing some lady in the projects was able to support her meth habit and buy a Louis Vuitton handbag this week.

still a savings however. the louis v bag was only $15. fake and hot. the buyer satisfaction is through the roof though. sounds like burgeoning local commerce to me.

 

[fly]

I just wish we actually saw most of it. Stupid government takes their pretty share before it gets to us.

Whatever. You get it all back and more.

 

[kiwi]

Whatever. You get it all back and more.

Well yea, but I have to wait a year.

 

[fly]

Well yea, but I have to wait a year.

:babycry:

 

[my little brony]

Well yea, but I have to wait a year.

not if you do it right

best solution is to simply owe them money and pay it before you get fined. better than giving uncle sam an interest free loan

 

[Dharma1521]

many snide kudos are in order. *insert beratement here*
congrats. enjoy it freal. you've deserved it for years.

your pal,
slimey

Thanks, Slimzilla.