Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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eileenbunny

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May 25, 2005
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So today, as I am unemployed, I was mowing the yard. I hit the spicket thats on the side of the house with the lawnmower and kept on mowning, didn't think much of it. For some reason I decided to stop mowing in the middle of it all and water the plants... come to find out I broke the pipe and filled the house with water.

FML

You do need a job. You aren't good at being the stay at home type. I'm sorry.
 

APRIL

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Ouch.

Yeah, I hope you find a job soon, because you don't seem to have the whole 'lazy housewife' thing down.
Hey, the house is usually clean and stuff.... I just...

Gosh.


I don't think posting on here is the best way to inform Fly that the house is flooded.
I called him as soon as I noticed water was dribbling out of the side of the house so he could tell me how to turn the water off. Then I walked inside and found A MESS. :waw:
 

DJBrenton

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I called him as soon as I noticed water was dribbling out of the side of the house so he could tell me how to turn the water off. Then I walked inside and found A MESS. :waw:

I have this image in my head of water pouring out of the windows then you open the back door and get washed off your feet and across the back yard. Please tell me this is what happened. You can be lying but humour me.
 

JAXvillain

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So today, as I am unemployed, I was mowing the yard. I hit the spicket thats on the side of the house with the lawnmower and kept on mowning, didn't think much of it. For some reason I decided to stop mowing in the middle of it all and water the plants... come to find out I broke the pipe and filled the house with water.

FML

Fuck! are we talking inches of water?
 

Coqui

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So today, as I am unemployed, I was mowing the yard. I hit the spicket thats on the side of the house with the lawnmower and kept on mowning, didn't think much of it. For some reason I decided to stop mowing in the middle of it all and water the plants... come to find out I broke the pipe and filled the house with water.

FML

This is why spousal abuse is justified.
 

APRIL

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I have this image in my head of water pouring out of the windows then you open the back door and get washed off your feet and across the back yard. Please tell me this is what happened. You can be lying but humour me.
I called him and he could hear me sloshing around in the kitchen. Close enough, I'd say. I was dirty from mowing the grass so I washed off in the puddle in our kitchen. :waw:
Fuck! are we talking inches of water?
Maybe half an inch? It's funny how NOW I can tell our house floors aren't level, it pooled in the kitchen and seeped into the living room and then SOAKED the guest bedroom. Thankfully, I caught it early.. if I would have finished mowing first it would be twice as bad. :omy:
It's how he found out she was pregnant.
:glare:
It's how she got pregnant.
:lol:
This is why spousal abuse is justified.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!
 

Onnotangu

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Soo I brush my cat daily. around 2 brushes fulla hair come off him. but I go and look at his favorite spot to sleep and it's like a small clone of him only in hair. WTF!?!?!
I'm tempted to take the vacum cleanr to him or a pair of shears.
 

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The cats were floating around the house when she walked in. Edward was all "Now I really gotta pee but I can't!"
The cats were furious with the state of our house. They were all up high or jumping over water puddles...
Soo I brush my cat daily. around 2 brushes fulla hair come off him. but I go and look at his favorite spot to sleep and it's like a small clone of him only in hair. WTF!?!?!
I'm tempted to take the vacum cleanr to him or a pair of shears.
They shed in the heat usually. We have this defurminator brush or whatever its called and it seems to work pretty well at getting the under coat out.
 
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