Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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Sarcasmo

A Taste Of Honey Fluff Boy
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We did it for four months then said f*ck it. Good luck!


OMFG HAHAHHHAAHAHHAHAHHA

If it goes well I will move her back to Dallas. She got a good job in Houston rebuilding engines for airplanes, and she turned down a good job at Love Field doing the same thing here. She's got skills, and she's hot so dudes love having her around the shop. Getting another job here will be cake.
 

b_sinning

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Nov 22, 2004
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From:Sgt.Francis Grant

I am Sgt.Francis Grant, a US Marine Sgt.serving in the 1st Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment.I am presently in Afghanistan.I have summoned up courage to contact you for an assistance to evacuate some cash (Nine Hundred thousand USD) to the States or any safe country.

SOURCE OF MONEY:

Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near one of the Taliban Caves during a rescue operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money will be shared among us.


I will provide you with more details upon the receipt of your response.

Simper Fi.

Respectfully,
Sgt Francis Grant
United States Marine Corps.
Afghanistan
 

Coqui

Piccolo Pete
Oct 14, 2004
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From:Sgt.Francis Grant

I am Sgt.Francis Grant, a US Marine Sgt.serving in the 1st Battalion, 6th Marine Regiment.I am presently in Afghanistan.I have summoned up courage to contact you for an assistance to evacuate some cash (Nine Hundred thousand USD) to the States or any safe country.

SOURCE OF MONEY:

Some money in various currencies was discovered and concealed in barrels with piles of weapons and ammunition at a location near one of the Taliban Caves during a rescue operation and it was agreed by all party present that the money will be shared among us.


I will provide you with more details upon the receipt of your response.

Simper Fi.

Respectfully,
Sgt Francis Grant
United States Marine Corps.
Afghanistan

You know how I know it's false? If there's ever anything a Marine wouldn't get wrong....it's spelling out Semper Fi.
 

my little brony

Keep Being A Little Bitch
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You know how I know it's false? If there's ever anything a Marine wouldn't get wrong....it's spelling out Semper Fi.

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edit: also, 1/6 is back at luhjern
 
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dbzeag

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Bachmann's entire political career has followed this exact same pattern of God-speaks-directly-to-me fundamentalism mixed with pathological, relentless, conscienceless lying. She's not a liar in the traditional way of politicians, who tend to lie dully, usefully and (they hope) believably, often with the aim of courting competing demographics at the same time. That's not what Bachmann's thing is. Bachmann lies because she can't help it, because it's a built-in component of both her genetics and her ideology. She is at once the most entertaining and the most dangerous kind of liar, a turbocharged cross between a born bullshit artist and a religious fanatic, for whom lying to the infidel is a kind of holy duty.

Quote from Rolling Stone Magazine about Presidential Candidate Michele Bachmann.
 

APRIL

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So today, as I am unemployed, I was mowing the yard. I hit the spicket thats on the side of the house with the lawnmower and kept on mowning, didn't think much of it. For some reason I decided to stop mowing in the middle of it all and water the plants... come to find out I broke the pipe and filled the house with water.

FML
 

Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
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So today, as I am unemployed, I was mowing the yard. I hit the spicket thats on the side of the house with the lawnmower and kept on mowning, didn't think much of it. For some reason I decided to stop mowing in the middle of it all and water the plants... come to find out I broke the pipe and filled the house with water.

FML

Ouch.

Yeah, I hope you find a job soon, because you don't seem to have the whole 'lazy housewife' thing down.
 

DJBrenton

In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
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So today, as I am unemployed, I was mowing the yard. I hit the spicket thats on the side of the house with the lawnmower and kept on mowning, didn't think much of it. For some reason I decided to stop mowing in the middle of it all and water the plants... come to find out I broke the pipe and filled the house with water.

FML

I don't think posting on here is the best way to inform Fly that the house is flooded.
 
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