Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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dbzeag

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You know who did it?

Yes. And I have eyewitnesses of the hit. And a license plate number. And contact information. And apparently the police said there wasn't enough evidence to charge a full hit and run with a warrant for arrest.
 

b_sinning

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What fucking assholes to hit and run a parked vehicle.

A dumb bitch did that to my motorcycle a month ago. She was driving a jeep too big for her and instead of backing straight out she cut into my parking space and knocked my bike over. The only reason she left contact info was because she was right in front of the garage cameras. In the video you could see her hesitating and calling her husband before writing me the "Opps I'm a dumbass note". Her insurance covered all the repairs.
 

OzSTEEZ

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For pretty much any car. Especially when the brackets that holding the bumper to the car were stripped, too.

Domestics should be cheaper. But now that all cars cost that much in parts, I will never buy a domestic car thinking that parts are cheaper. Well in some cases they are, but that's still fucking ridiculous. I'm sticking with Toyota for life.
 

dbzeag

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Domestics should be cheaper. But now that all cars cost that much in parts, I will never buy a domestic car thinking that parts are cheaper. Well in some cases they are, but that's still fucking ridiculous. I'm sticking with Toyota for life.

But toyotas are shit :confused:
 

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I think body work on a Jap vehicle would also be expensive. It's all the fucking plastic that they make $$$ on now. My Subaru got hit by something in the rear left bumper a couple yrs ago. I don't even want to bring it to the body shop for fear of the estimate. Paint is bubbled and falling off. Plastic didn't crack, but has a dent/crease in it. Shit like that, replace plastic. Thankfully my vehicle is black and damage is not very noticeable.
 

OzSTEEZ

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dbzeag

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:lol: You are funny today.

Have you seen the poor construction and shitty feel of new Toyotas? honestly the Prius has the shittiest and tackiest interior I have seen this side of a mid 90's Pontiac. Terrible seam gaps, cheap materials, creeks and groans all over. And the same with the Corolla and Yaris I rented. Not to mention all of the recalls, and I am not talking about the pedal recalls, either.
 

b_sinning

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If Marilyn Manson and Madonna had a retarded kid together it would be Lady Gaga. Just sing the damn songs and cut out the stupid persona bit. Alice Cooper and David Bowie did it way before you and way better than you.
 

OzSTEEZ

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Have you seen the poor construction and shitty feel of new Toyotas? honestly the Prius has the shittiest and tackiest interior I have seen this side of a mid 90's Pontiac. Terrible seam gaps, cheap materials, creeks and groans all over. And the same with the Corolla and Yaris I rented. Not to mention all of the recalls, and I am not talking about the pedal recalls, either.

You pick the cheapest of all Toyota to rant about how cheap Toyotas feel? Sometimes I really have worry about some of you on this site. You seem few sausages short of a bbq.

Now what you are describing is what I have seen in every single cheap economic compact car from every single manufacturer.

If you are worried about lines, seams, and all that jazz, then you should compare the panel lines on US cars to European and Asian cars. US panel lines hardly ever line up, and always have a huge gap between the panels.
 

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Have you seen the poor construction and shitty feel of new Toyotas? honestly the Prius has the shittiest and tackiest interior I have seen this side of a mid 90's Pontiac. Terrible seam gaps, cheap materials, creeks and groans all over. And the same with the Corolla and Yaris I rented. Not to mention all of the recalls, and I am not talking about the pedal recalls, either.
honey the creaks and groans are there cause yer fat.
 

Onnotangu

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You don't mind the fat rolls on her sides either? :puke:

dude..I'm not sure if you know this or not but none of us are exactly small nor young. I'm an old fat black guy with a good sized beer gut.
she is looking mighty good right now.
but Id have to see the face to know if she was anywhere from Cute to totaly hot to yakbutterface.
 

OzSTEEZ

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dude..I'm not sure if you know this or not but none of us are exactly small nor young. I'm an old fat black guy with a good sized beer gut.
she is looking mighty good right now.
but Id have to see the face to know if she was anywhere from Cute to totaly hot to yakbutterface.

I have no idea what most of you look like, nor how old you all are.
 

b_sinning

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I look like a younger more fit Brad Pitt.

Onno actually looks like a younger more fit Denzel Washington.

Chicken looks like a younger more fit Robert Redford.

Drool looks like an older less fit Walter Brimley.
 
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