Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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dbzeag

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http://www.autoblog.com/2009/11/10/foreskin-removal-dartz-prombron-drops-the-whale-penis/

You probably heard about the Dartz Prombron recently, the ultra-luxury armored SUV from Russia that would feature, among other ne plus ultra materials, leather pulled from whale penis foreskin. Why whale foreskin? Someone told them it was the best so they jumped on it. Unfortunately, the attraction didn't last very long. They have issued a release saying they will release the penis from their options list. Apparently the company has had a rethink on their choice of interior materials after receiving negative responses to their announcement from Greenpeace, the World Wildlife Fund, and even Pamela Anderson.

Personally, we think this might be more of a reaction to the new anti-whaling boat that the Sea Shephards have picked up for the upcoming season of Whale Wars: The newly rechristened Ady Gil, a 90 km/h semi-submersible tri-hull that holds the record for global circumnavigation. Whatever the reason, Dartz has Bobbitted the penis from the vehicle's spec sheet. In a brilliant press release that we couldn't possibly put into any better words, the company announced the change. Follow the jump to read the verbiage for yourself. Thanks for the tips, everyone!
 

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JAXvillain

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some nutso lady barricaded herself in a bathroom down in the foodcourt with a knife. gotta go check this out.
 

JAXvillain

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it was already over when I went to look. it's not like they would have let me anywhere near it anyway. they rolled about 20 cop cars up outside and the police were all over the joint.
 

JAXvillain

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here's the official email that went out to employees:

A visitor to CNN Center had a medical issue in the women’s restroom in the Atrium this afternoon. Atlanta Police were called and assisted. The situation has been resolved. It did not pose a security risk to CNN Center employees or guests. Local news media covered this event so you may see coverage later today. Thank you.
 

Duke

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A visitor to CNN Center had a medical issue in the women’s restroom in the Atrium this afternoon. Atlanta Police were called and assisted. The situation has been resolved. It did not pose a security risk to CNN Center employees or guests. Local news media covered this event so you may see coverage later today. Thank you.

Wow, CNN really foxnewsed that announcement.
 

JAXvillain

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should they have said some crazy bitch had a knife to her own throat and was removed without incident? :p
if she was off her meds I'd say that qualifies as a medical issue
 

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Not counting a bunch of songs played when audioscrobbler fucked up and wasn't working for 6 months.
 
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