Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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LOL Nerds with sodium


"Hey remember that time you stole the toluene?"

"Yah dude"

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Your poor planning isn't their emergency. I think you will be sadly disappointed if you go in with that story. I encourage you to fight the ticket, but I doubt that EXCUSE (or any other) is going to cut it.

Yep, the sooner you realize that no-one cares why you're late the easier your life will be.

Hiring a lawyer is the only surefire way to fight it.
 

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Lets run off and make some meth

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Your poor planning isn't their emergency. I think you will be sadly disappointed if you go in with that story. I encourage you to fight the ticket, but I doubt that EXCUSE (or any other) is going to cut it.

It's not a matter of excuse. It's a matter of I have to fucking report this to cover my ass in case anyone from either of those agencies asks any questions. My "excuse" is that I stopped at the fucking sign.
 

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Gotta love a story that has stuff like this in it:

due in part to a 2009 case in which he dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown cop accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves. Morley said there was no way of knowing whether the calves had been "puzzled" or "tormented" by the officer's actions.
 

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It's not a matter of excuse. It's a matter of I have to fucking report this to cover my ass in case anyone from either of those agencies asks any questions. My "excuse" is that I stopped at the fucking sign.

That's fine. But the court doesn't care WHY you broke the law. Its your job to explicitly prove that you either: didn't break the law in any way or the officer did not follow proper procedure. And he said, she said ain't gonna cut it either. Short of that, save yourself the court fee...
 
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