Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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Amstel

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you're a whore, but in a good way. Kindof.
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided
he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.

One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away."I may look like just an ordinary guy," he said to her,
"But in just a few years my father will die and I will inherit $200 million".

Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.​
 

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Amstel

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you're a whore, but in a good way. Kindof.
lol.

I might have brought this up before but tanning salon operators know when a customer that does the spray on tanning gives frequent blowjobs - they come back a day or so later saying that it doesn't stay on their face very well. . .

usually strippers.
 

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This is another thing about Christianity that doesn't make sense to me. Christians believe that Eve was created from Adam's rib, but there is something called mitochondrial DNA that all humans get from their mothers. So in essence, man was "created" by woman, not the other way around. :fly:
 
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