Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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OzSTEEZ

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I like this ass

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Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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I'm pissing off my fat stupid co worker again today. I made a promise not to put up with her stupid bullshit anymore once I came back after being depressed and I'm generally sticking to it.

She (ever the compassionate) put the phone down to a patient and started cussing about him blackmailing her because if she doesn't get her ass in gear he's gonna be deported to Iraq, tortured and killed. She doesn't like this. I was like 'uhhh if I was gonna get deported and killed I wouldn't just be on the phone blackmailing you I'd come in here and put a gun to your fucking head so you should count yourself lucky and think about how he feels for once'.

Cue shocked face. What a bitch.
 

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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Dunno, but if I was him I'd find one and get rid of this stupid bitch.

Nah but jesus as if her job is so fucking important she can't have a bit of compassion for a man who's been horribly tortured and is desperate to avoid extradition. :rolleyes:
 

OzSTEEZ

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I feel bad for you son, I got 99 office coworkers and a bitch ain't one.
 

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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I worked with an office bitch once.

She's now a fat alcoholic who cheats on her gay husband with some other asshole.

Niiice. This office bitch felt the need within 2 weeks to tell me and my other colleagues that her current partner was the only one she'd had who she hadn't cheated on. We were both like o_0. Why would you even tell someone so shameful?

I took my man to her wedding and within 2 seconds of seeing her he was like 'I can tell she's a horrible, horrible person. And she looks like a beached whale'.
 

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I am very hungry all day. I have no idea what's going on. I have kicked the diet and am just eating healthy(ish) but I am eating all the time. Like every hour. Ugh.

Is it too early to have my lunch? (1.5 hours after getting to work)
 

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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I am very hungry all day. I have no idea what's going on. I have kicked the diet and am just eating healthy(ish) but I am eating all the time. Like every hour. Ugh.

Is it too early to have my lunch? (1.5 hours after getting to work)

I'm trying the opposite - I need to put on weight. I got far too skinny and my boyfriend is threatening to force feed me if I don't start eating more.
 
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