Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

[Mrs. Valve]

why don't you have the mr take care of that for you tonight?

oh you'll be right there with me soon enough geezer. because it takes 2 weeks of prep work diet-wise, and a 24 hour supermegadeluxe kiki diet that requires box sets of dvds on the laptop while in the bathroom. sexy this ain't.

I honestly fear when I have to start getting those and prostate exams that I would enjoy them. I started getting a semi when my doctor did finger my ass real quick that one time. It was a good thing it was too quick.

they give you an amnetic along with anaesthetic for the procedure. plus you'll be so weak from the prepwork chances are you couldn't get it up anyways, and if you did, you wouldn't remember any of it. the closest description i can use is it's like an alien abduction.

 

[dbzeag]

oh you'll be right there with me soon enough geezer. because it takes 2 weeks of prep work diet-wise, and a 24 hour supermegadeluxe kiki diet that requires box sets of dvds on the laptop while in the bathroom. sexy this ain't.

they give you an amnetic along with anaesthetic for the procedure. plus you'll be so weak from the prepwork chances are you couldn't get it up anyways, and if you did, you wouldn't remember any of it. the closest description i can use is it's like an alien abduction.

They wouldn't need all of that prep work with me I would ask to be wide awake and fully aware of my surroundings.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

They wouldn't need all of that prep work with me I would ask to be wide awake and fully aware of my surroundings.

so you currently don't eat anything with whole grains/seeds, or food dyes? and they'll still make you shit your brains out for a day beforehand, especially if it's your first time.

 

[dbzeag]

so you currently don't eat anything with whole grains/seeds, or food dyes? and they'll still make you shit your brains out for a day beforehand, especially if it's your first time.

Thorough enema wouldn't be enough? I have lots of practice with that.

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Thorough enema wouldn't be enough? I have lots of practice with that.

Nyet. An enema is the last thing they give you once you're juiced up before the insert the camera

 

[b_sinning]

Bird porn. Just what this place was missing.

 

[JAXvillain]

Bird porn. Just what this place was missing.

that cracked me up

 

[Amstel]

Nyet. An enema is the last thing they give you once you're juiced up before the insert the camera

what do you thin k he does after the enema.

db, just waltz in there & give 'em the video.

 

[fly]

Does anyone else have trouble spelling porn correctly? I've spelled it the JeffK way for so long that almost every time I have to correct it.

 

[JAXvillain]

Does anyone else have trouble spelling porn correctly? I've spelled it the JeffK way for so long that almost every time I have to correct it.

not really, no


lol, drinkin' shiner

 

[dbzeag]

Just an FYI Scott Baio is over 50 years old.

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Sarcasmo]

not really, no


lol, drinkin' shiner

That can't be healthy. He's like a human scuba tank.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Kinda remind me of Mr Creosote

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's my favourite Python clip ever.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Does anyone else have trouble spelling porn correctly? I've spelled it the JeffK way for so long that almost every time I have to correct it.

pwned

 

[Syrup Beaver]

As long as I can keep your cheese balls going into Mr. Huggy's mouth....

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Finished my essay with nine minutes to go.

 

[kiwi]

Today would be a great day for UPS to come early and not at 8:30 at night. Tomorrow as well.