what the heck is with stool softeners?
do people eat sand or something and their poo gets too solid to push out ?
had a teacher in school once that told us how he ate a whole jar of cheese whizz in one sitting, and it set up in his colon like cement. Had to go have it surgically removed. He was a creepy dude too, always wore polo style shirts with giant pit stains on them. He was an art teacher and could draw portraits of people, from memory, with a ball point pen on copy machine paper that looked like photos when he was done. It was amazing, no idea why he was teaching instead of working as an actual artist.
Wonder if the cheeze whizz thing had any thing to do with that.