Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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Dharma1521 said:
I've applied for a million darn jobs. If ya'll know of anything for a crazy chick with little skills who curses a lot would like around 40k will go to pretty much any major city.

Let me know, yo.
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im currently looking for a full time nanny for my beloved kiko.

  • you must be fluent in english and spanish
  • you must have an early childhood education diploma (if its from everest college, thats ok. at least u tried)
  • you must be able to cook and clean and have no problems creating fun new dishes for my kiko to eat. (for example: macaroni and cheese and hot dogs)
  • you must be fit as kiko loves to run and play and i dont need some heffer running out of wind when kiko is about to run across the street
  • you must know 1st aid
  • you must know how to swim and fight off sharks, stingrays and whatever other water predators may attack my kiko while frolicking in the ocean
  • you must be a lesbian so i can be assured that you will never make a pass at my beloved kiko. making passes at me are very much welcomed and encouraged.

think about it. let me know.
i pay in pesos.
 
Sunshine Sanchez said:
im currently looking for a full time nanny for my beloved kiko.

  • you must be fluent in english and spanish
  • you must have an early childhood education diploma (if its from everest college, thats ok. at least u tried)
  • you must be able to cook and clean and have no problems creating fun new dishes for my kiko to eat. (for example: macaroni and cheese and hot dogs)
  • you must be fit as kiko loves to run and play and i dont need some heffer running out of wind when kiko is about to run across the street
  • you must know 1st aid
  • you must know how to swim and fight off sharks, stingrays and whatever other water predators may attack my kiko while frolicking in the ocean
  • you must be a lesbian so i can be assured that you will never make a pass at my beloved kiko. making passes at me are very much welcomed and encouraged.

think about it. let me know.
i pay in pesos.
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Insies!
 
Sunshine Sanchez said:
im currently looking for a full time nanny for my beloved kiko.

  • you must be fluent in english and spanish
  • you must have an early childhood education diploma (if its from everest college, thats ok. at least u tried)
  • you must be able to cook and clean and have no problems creating fun new dishes for my kiko to eat. (for example: macaroni and cheese and hot dogs)
  • you must be fit as kiko loves to run and play and i dont need some heffer running out of wind when kiko is about to run across the street
  • you must know 1st aid
  • you must know how to swim and fight off sharks, stingrays and whatever other water predators may attack my kiko while frolicking in the ocean
  • you must be a lesbian so i can be assured that you will never make a pass at my beloved kiko. making passes at me are very much welcomed and encouraged.

think about it. let me know.
i pay in pesos.
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You are a housewife/mother and you don't a home right now to maintain that so now THE ONLY THING you have left to worry about is being a mom and you are trying to pawn that off, too?

Seriously just how lazy are you?
 
So I'm watching Intervention right now. This chick just crushed up a xanax on the sidewalk, and then snorted it with a tampon tube. Now THAT is crackhead.
 
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