b_sinning said:No doubt. I've been keeping them inside more to prevent them from escaping. Last night they vanished and I find them laying on my side of the bed farting and each chewing on one of my work shoes. BASTARDS!!!!!!! My wife had to restrain me from choking them to death. They are just fucking with me now.
I bet they are at home right now building fake dogs to help cover their next escape or trying to poop in places they believe I will walk.
Dog farts are the best. I love it when they look around all suprised and start sniffing the air. Do the doggahs chew shoes a lot? Mine use to chew a lot, but I started putting Bitter End on everything and she stopped.
My kitties like to leave hairball landmines at night in hopes that I'll step in them the next morning before I get my eyes open. Nothing like stepping barefoot on a juicy hairball when you're half asleep. Brats.