Fly was in my wet dreams.....

[Bubbles]

All night Fly and Zoe were in my dreams.

I kept waking up and shifting positions in bed and I would find myself falling into a completely different dream sequence everytime, but Fly and Zoe were always there. We were at a pool party at Shawndavid and Candy's house. We were driving to New Orleans in a motorhome. We were at a theater where Zoe and I were supposed to be performing on stage with Beyonce and got cut due to time constraints.......there were more, but I can't remeber them all now.

What kind of Freudian crap is this.......HELP!!!!

 

[b_sinning]

Proves you have a dirty mind. If it wasn't dirty before, it sure is dirty now.

 

[thrawn]

i slept all yesterday and the night before. weird stuff going on in my head, i know that's typical, but i had some extraordinarily odd dreams. i remember my brother telling me that he boned four chicks at the same time.

 

[b_sinning]

i slept all yesterday and the night before. weird stuff going on in my head, i know that's typical, but i had some extraordinarily odd dreams. i remember my brother telling me that he boned four chicks at the same time.

AT THE SAME TIME?!

 

[thrawn]

AT THE SAME TIME?!

he's the one who said it, dont look at me

 

[fly]

i slept all yesterday and the night before. weird stuff going on in my head, i know that's typical, but i had some extraordinarily odd dreams. i remember my brother telling me that he boned four chicks at the same time.

I hear his pants fit like a glove...

 

[Pandora]

Mmmm....menage a trois

 

[thrawn]

I hear his pants fit like a glove...

when the chicks at cleveland state say they are going to the quad, they mean my brothers place

 

[APRIL]

Needs more carrying camcorder with you in your dreams.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Needs more carrying camcorder with you in your dreams.

I want to see my cat's dreams

 

[Bubbles]

I want to see my cat's dreams

Why?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Why?

Whatever it is that gets his nose all twitchy and his legs running while he's asleep has to be pure comedy

 

[Sarcasmo]

Whatever it is that gets his nose all twitchy and his legs running while he's asleep has to be pure comedy

Or he's stuck on a massive superhighway in the middle of rush hour traffic, running for his life while choking on exhaust fumes.

 

[Bubbles]

Whatever it is that gets his nose all twitchy and his legs running while he's asleep has to be pure comedy

Oh I see, my cat doesn't move when she sleeps so I was wondering where there was fun to be had.

 

[APRIL]

I want to see my cat's dreams

That would be cool.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Or he's stuck on a massive superhighway in the middle of rush hour traffic, running for his life while choking on exhaust fumes.

Yeah, that's pretty funny

 

[b_sinning]

My dog runs in his sleep and wags his tail.

 

[Pandora]

My dog runs in his sleep and wags his tail.

He's dreaming about breaking out of the backyard at 4am.

 

[b_sinning]

He's dreaming about breaking out of the backyard at 4am.

No doubt. I've been keeping them inside more to prevent them from escaping. Last night they vanished and I find them laying on my side of the bed farting and each chewing on one of my work shoes. BASTARDS!!!!!!! My wife had to restrain me from choking them to death. They are just fucking with me now.

I bet they are at home right now building fake dogs to help cover their next escape or trying to poop in places they believe I will walk.

 

[Sarcasmo]

No doubt. I've been keeping them inside more to prevent them from escaping. Last night they vanished and I find them laying on my side of the bed farting and each chewing on one of my work shoes. BASTARDS!!!!!!! My wife had to restrain me from choking them to death. They are just fucking with me now.

I bet they are at home right now building fake dogs to help cover their next escape or trying to poop in places they believe I will walk.

I bet one just got done scrubbing the toilet with your toothbrush.