Thread Fly said this place is borning and requested I post to stir something up

They all seemed happy outside of the drunken aboriginals. And since you're not there I just assumed they were happy because you're gone.

Bullshit. Those abo's are more happy than anyone. Especially if they are drunk. Even more so if they had some gasoline to sniff..
 
Dear Flops,

I still have your Kwanzaa card on my fridge. The other day my sister came over, saw the Christmas tree bedecked with your little mustached head and said "What the holy fuck is this?" I said "You wouldn't understand cuz bitches got no feelings."

regards,

Damon