WTF Fly and Ape are rethinking that whole atheism thing

Elvis regularly wore several different religious symbols around his neck
When asked about it one time, he said "I dont wanna miss getting into heaven on a technicality."

Jerry Glanville, coach of the Falcons in the 90s, used to leave 2 tickets for Elvis at every home game hoping he would show up. That was even before Bubbahotep. :D
 
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It's actually a human idea, not a church idea. He's saying there's too much cash hording by the 1% while there's a billion people starving in the world.
 
holy fuck. I was only joking about the fact that he comes off like a Nigerian charlatan...

and then it turns out, he actually IS a Nigerian charlatan..