Florida is a living hell

if you're calling someone odd... damn.

My sister once said to me, "I saw this video on youtube of a cow eating a chick, it was sooo funny."

She confirmed it was a real cow eating a real chicken and it was funny.

I slept with a knife under the pillow that night.
 
I prefer quieter, less crowded beaches like this:

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The reason we are all looking at the ground so much is because we were astounded to find that all those shells we saw actually belonged to real living creatures and were not just dead things washed up on the shore and discarded. Amazing place, no people, just nature.

Where is that? NC or MD? orrr VA?

We are thinking of camping on the beach on Assateague Island. Looks the same.
 
Did I ever tell you that we keep a sex slave in the pantry?

Does this mean there is going to be an opening for that position? How do I apply?

Where is that? NC or MD? orrr VA?

We are thinking of camping on the beach on Assateague Island. Looks the same.

That's the national seashore at the Outer Banks in NC.

Have you ever camped on Assateague before? Consider the fact that you WILL be eaten alive by mosquitoes if you do this. It's horrible down there.