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Puts the "pro" in procrastination
@AppleTurkey texted me today, "Jason's being annoying, says it's not fair the other kids get snacks, but refuses to say what they are"
So I replied:
"Give him corn, then.
Not even heated, just frozen corn.
And call it a snack."
That was a flawless trigger victory.