[Contest] Five Gays

[plot]

Quality > popularity

Stupid popular kids always going places and not inviting me because I was short and skinny and maybe had some acne as an early teenager. WHOSE THE COOL KID NOW, MISTY NORDBERG, YOU'RE ALL FAT AND LAME ON FACEBOOK AND SO YOUR HUSBAND, MEANWHILE I'M AWESOME.

5 guys will take over the world BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT PUSSIES! THEY ARN'T AFRAID TO LEAVE THEIR LITTLE SOUTHWEST CONFORT ZONE BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEIR BURGERS HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SWEEP THE NATION AND NOT JUST YOU LITTLE SUN BAKED ASS MUNCHERS! this is why, 5 guys > in and out.

 

[water]

who the flock is that?

Seriously, are you drinking at work on a regular basis or what? Leave the hip flask at home.

 

[fly]

My flask is too old to be hip

 

[Sarcasmo]

When I feel like a burger I put an 18 oz. sirloin on a bun. Like a man.

 

[Coqui]

http://www.facebook.com/people/Misty-Nordberg-Smith/1657437850 ?

 

[taivas]

When I feel like a burger I put an 18 oz. sirloin on a bun. Like a man.

Stop that. I have another hour until lunch.

 

[Coqui]

When I feel like a burger I put an 18 oz. sirloin on a bun. Like a man.

But hold the bun because you're watching your carbs.

 

[water]

5 guys will take over the world BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT PUSSIES! THEY ARN'T AFRAID TO LEAVE THEIR LITTLE SOUTHWEST CONFORT ZONE BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEIR BURGERS HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SWEEP THE NATION AND NOT JUST YOU LITTLE SUN BAKED ASS MUNCHERS! this is why, 5 guys > in and out.

You wanna duel with blades over this shit?

 

[plot]

You wanna duel with blades over this shit?

ive already submitted this shit to food wars. they'll take care of this.

 

[water]

lulz, that actually is exactly who I was talking about. I had to stifle laughter at my desk.

 

[dbzeag]

Stop that. I have another hour until lunch.

Putting meat in a bun makes you hungry? Huh.

 

[Coqui]

lulz, that actually is exactly who I was talking about. I had to stifle laughter at my desk.

But she doesn't look fat in the picture. (all I can see is the face)

 

[water]

But she doesn't look fat in the picture. (all I can see is the face)

I ran into her in Utah like right before we moved down here and she had chunked up, and her husband looked like he'd get winded getting the newspaper. I actually don't have her friended on Facebook or I'd post more pics, because I'm a terrible person like that.

PS - I'M AWESOME.

 

[Dharma1521]

Multiple dudes, machines, animals, etc....

Anyway, a Five Guys Burgers opened down the street, so I gave it a try yesterday. Everyone compares them to/touts their superiority to In & Out, and I must say that anyone who believes that is an idiot.

Costs twice much (as In & Out), no drive thru, wait was longer, burger wasn't any tastier, fries were only marginally better.

If you think Five Guys is better than In & Out you should kill yourself now and spare the gene pool your obviously inferior genes.

I cannot compare to In & Out; however, I agree that they are completely hyped up. I don't get why its so good.

 

[Coqui]

I ran into her in Utah like right before we moved down here and she had chunked up, and her husband looked like he'd get winded getting the newspaper.

PS - I'M AWESOME.

You're the Miz?

 

[taivas]

Also, I got 5 Guys once just because everyone else in my department was.

I wasn't sure to be impressed or frightened by the fact that grease had made its way out of the wrapping, through the bottom of the bag, and was almost at the point of dripping.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

we have a Five Guys here. unfortunately it's the almost last thing left that, if i choose to consume even a tiny morsel, make my insides explode

 

[JAXvillain]

Seriously, are you drinking at work on a regular basis or what? Leave the hip flask at home.

I have no idea who Misty Nordberg Smith

 

[taivas]

TubGirl

make my insides explode

 

[Coqui]

I have no idea who Misty Nordberg Smith

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