WTF #FirstWorldProblems

[kiwi]

dont the mormunz get drunk off holy water and hugs?

No holy water just hugs.

 

[Strings]

You have a bad habit of bringing people down to your level.

It's an easy place to find.

 

[Darth Handsome]

It's an easy place to find.

Tell me about it. I do it far too often myself. Poor bastards.

 

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Wanna really slum it and learn how to roof your own cottage while flaunting your rock hard physique?

cottage

 

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If that guy can break into that, it means he has broken all the Apple's encription and is the computer genious of this decade.

Even FBI couldn't do that, remember?

I don't think a lunch hour stripper would understand any of what you just said.

 

[Peppers]

dont the mormunz get drunk off holy water and hugs?

And when it's their date night with their husband and all his other wives have to watch their herd of kids.

 

[MacG]

I don't think a lunch hour stripper would understand any of what you just said.

I think you're mistaking @Maureen with @nukes .

Nukes is the dirty cabbie blue collar technologically illeterate second class citizen.

Maureen is a first class, classy citizen of world. I'm sure she could explain Diffie-Hellman key exchange algorithm at the top of her head.

 

[nukes]

I think you're mistaking @Maureen with @nukes .

Nukes is the dirty cabbie blue collar technologically illeterate second class citizen.

Maureen is a first class, classy citizen of world. I'm sure she could explain Diffie-Hellman key exchange algorithm at the top of her head.

That goddamn Diffie-Hellman still owes me $500.

 

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That goddamn Diffie-Hellman still owes me $500.

I had to google it.

 

[MacG]

That goddamn Diffie-Hellman still owes me $500.

They are two dudes, Diffie and Hellman but, yeah sure nukes that son of a bitch owes me too!

 

[MacG]

@nukes sometimes I feel bad for you, because you know you're a second class person, a cabbie, illeterate on most subjects.


But then, I remember the saying "ignorance is bliss". You must be one happy guy. Good for you buddy. I'm so proud of you.

 

[nukes]

@nukes sometimes I feel bad for you, because you know you're a second class person, a cabbie, illeterate on most subjects.


But then, I remember the saying "ignorance is bliss". You must be one happy guy. Good for you buddy. I'm so proud of you.

I know in your mind I'm 300 lbs with an IQ of 80. It's funny for the internet, so I won't correct you.
Carry on.

 

[Strings]

I know in your mind I'm 300 lbs with an IQ of 80. It's funny for the internet, so I won't correct you.
Carry on.

To be fair, most foreigners see all Americans This way.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Yeah remember he has access to all the knowledge of his passengers.

 

[MacG]

I know in your mind I'm 300 lbs with an IQ of 80. It's funny for the internet, so I won't correct you.
Carry on.

To be fair, most foreigners see all Americans This way.

Uh, I don't think you got my point. Now I really imagine both of you as 300lbs (whatever lbs is) with an IQ of 80.

I also imagine Darth as a moose riding guy with a beaver on his lap.

 

[Petunia]

I think you're mistaking @Maureen with @nukes .

Nukes is the dirty cabbie blue collar technologically illeterate second class citizen.

Maureen is a first class, classy citizen of world. I'm sure she could explain Diffie-Hellman key exchange algorithm at the top of her head.

keep me out of your cryptographic keys mumbo jumbo talk.

I speak the language of sparkles, lip gloss and selfies.
good day sir.

 

[MacG]

keep me out of your cryptographic keys mumbo jumbo talk.

I speak the language of sparkles, lip gloss and selfies.
good day sir.

Cryptology is fun.


Just look at that word, how awesome is that? "Cryptology".

See, awesome!

 

[Strings]

Cryptology is fun.


Just look at that word, how awesome is that? "Cryptology".

See, awesome!

I think she just pulled your hair, Mac.
Lucky ole dog .. I a mean cat.

 

[MacG]

I think she just pulled your hair, Mac.
Lucky ole dog .. I a mean cat.

I'd blush, but real man don't have feelings.

I got all mine surgically removed except for the cat feelings.

 

[Jehannum]

That goddamn Diffie-Hellman still owes me $500.

Wow, obscure computer science joke.

I'm impressed.