WTF #FirstWorldProblems

[Lambie]

My dick is average.

Hows that for "first world problems"?

 

[Floptical]

I hate to carry cash because it makes my wallet too big and it becomes uncomfortable in my pocket.

 

[Jehannum]

My ball itches.

 

[Peppers]

The Russians gave Carrie Fisher a heart attack

 

[Lambie]

My bladder is almost full.

 

[Floptical]

The Russians gave Carrie Fisher a heart attack

Naw if the Russians did it her heart would have exploded and she'd look like Vader when they took his helmet off.

 

[Lambie]

Now emptied.

 

[Strings]

Now emptied.

Did you bother getting up first?

 

[Ledboots]

I hate to carry cash because it makes my wallet too big and it becomes uncomfortable in my pocket.

Cash is so heavy to lug around

 

[\m/]

My dick is average.

Hows that for "first world problems"?

#humblebrag

 

[Lambie]

Did you bother getting up first?

Yeah, I seriously got off the couch, walked all the way to the shitter, and took a piss. And I even brought a cold beer back.

Believe it or not.

 

[Lambie]

#humblebrag

Don't see how average is bragging. Well actually, it's slightly above average. Still nothing to brag about.

 

[Lambie]

Why am I talking about my dick on the internet? Jesus...

 

[HipHugHer]

Why am I talking about my dick on the internet? Jesus...

Did you know there's actually people here who make a point if letting you know they have one ball?

One ball.


Yup, one ball.

 

[\m/]

Don't see how average is bragging. Well actually, it's slightly above average. Still nothing to brag about.

I was just joking around.

:sigh:

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I hate to carry cash because it makes my wallet too big and it becomes uncomfortable in my pocket.

I never carry cash. I don't even use a wallet any more. I just have a couple of cards in my phone case.

 

[\m/]

I never carry cash. I don't even use a wallet any more. I just have a couple of cards in my phone case.

phone "case"

 

[OzSTEEZ]

phone "case"

Huh?

 

[Frau Blugher]

And how do the elf penis' fit in ?

 

[MacG]

phone "case"

Exactly.



Hey @nukes I found a case for you, your appetite more likely.