Mouthy parrot 'reveals sex secret
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/uk.parrot/index.html
LONDON, England -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday.
Content: Describe a time you got yourself busted by your own stupidity.
Me- Worst, was when I was still in HS, my grandfather would drive me to class sometimes. This particular day I had a little joint rolled up for lunch. Being kinda new at the drug game and stupid, I kept taking the joint out of my pocket and looking at it, while I'm the backseat of the car. I guess I missed my pocket or it just plain fell out into the back seat of the car. Later that day, I'm all like, fuck where did that thing go!?!? Next morning I had the pleasure of being greeted by my grandfather waving the joint around asking if I knew anything about it. Doh!
One time the wife caught me winking at a the little (of more than legal age) hottie in the convenience store. Fucking reflection in the glass. Me winking with the right eye instead of the left.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/01/17/uk.parrot/index.html
LONDON, England -- A computer programmer found out his girlfriend was having an affair when his pet parrot kept repeating her lover's name, British media reported Tuesday.
Content: Describe a time you got yourself busted by your own stupidity.
Me- Worst, was when I was still in HS, my grandfather would drive me to class sometimes. This particular day I had a little joint rolled up for lunch. Being kinda new at the drug game and stupid, I kept taking the joint out of my pocket and looking at it, while I'm the backseat of the car. I guess I missed my pocket or it just plain fell out into the back seat of the car. Later that day, I'm all like, fuck where did that thing go!?!? Next morning I had the pleasure of being greeted by my grandfather waving the joint around asking if I knew anything about it. Doh!
One time the wife caught me winking at a the little (of more than legal age) hottie in the convenience store. Fucking reflection in the glass. Me winking with the right eye instead of the left.
