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[Petunia]

Found out last night that my 99 year old grandmother just tested positive

omg!

 

[Petunia]

flying back from LA right meow and one of our passengers has the covidssssss

crew is wearing masks

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

blast piss in their face

 

[Petunia]

blast piss in their face

i played jazz the whole flight

 

[ZRH]

blast piss in their face

I think you have to pay extra for that

 

[Jehannum]

 

[fly]

woohoo got my fancy new bivalent COVID booster.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Is 18 months long enough of a wait to get the second dose?

 

[fly]

Is 18 months long enough of a wait to get the second dose?

Indeed it is!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Is 18 months long enough of a wait to get the second dose?

Yeah. I think it was 3 to 6 between doses before? 3 months minimum

 

[fly]

So the booster def worked, as the lymph node in my armpit is swollen af.

 

[Josh]

My disabled bro got COVID at the assisted living facility he's at. There's a bunch of cases there right now. I think this is the first time he's gotten COVID but I don't remember. He's vaxxed and boosted. Kinda scary since he has like 60% of the lung capacity of a normal adult. Needless to say he won't be coming home for Thanksgiving. I've already had COVID so I wasn't particularly concerned. Not worth risking my mom's health over it.

 

[fly]

How's he doing @Josh

 

[Josh]

How's he doing @Josh

Good. I talked with him by phone this past weekend. He sounded fine. He's excited that I'm bringing him a new computer to replace an old Intel NUC that I assembled like 7 years ago. But that installation will be when the facility says it is okay for me to come inside.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Jehannum]

COVID Home Tests | USPS

COVID Home Tests | USPS

special.usps.com

You can collect 4 more tests from the USPS again.

 

[NukesII]

COVID Home Tests | USPS

COVID Home Tests | USPS

special.usps.com

You can collect 4 more tests from the USPS again.

If I keep them in the box like my Star Wars action figures, do they increase in value?

 

[Strings]

If I keep them in the box like my Star Wars action figures, do they increase in value?

No but the battery in the tracking device will die.

 

[NukesII]

No but the battery in the tracking device will die.

Fuck it, I'm selling them on the Dark Web.

 

[fly]

No but the battery in the tracking device will die.

That's in the vaccine dummy.

#BIRDSARENOTREAL